Today is a rare respite to the recent winter dampness and I am sitting at the keyboard with Mozart's Symphony No. 5: Allegro con brio playing in the background. Now there was a guy who knew how to turn out a tune or two.
The l'enfant terrible would have had a hard time in Singapore with his non-conformist attitude and all-consuming focus on his own being.
Somehow I can't see him playing a leading role in any national courtesy campaign either.
A touch of Mozart is also a reassurance that not all the world is balmy, countering today's revelation that an organic farmer from Norway has killed 80 people with a bomb in parliament and a later shooting rampage at a youth camp. A diet of organic vegetables no doubt contributing to his insanity.
I doubt if we will ever know what drove Anders Behring Breivik to commit this act but it does remind one that even in a supposedly peaceful society such atrocities can occur.
No wonder Singapore keeps reminding its citizens that it too is an iconic target for acts of terror. In the past fortnight 11 suspects have been arrested in Indonesia as they planned to attack the Singapore embassy in Jakarta.
As to Mozart,he could have avoided a premature death if he had spent more time basking in the sun and thereby absorbing Vitamin D, recent research suggests.
"Mozart did much of his composing at night, so would have slept during much of the day. At the latitude of Vienna, 48 degrees N, it is impossible to make vitamin D from solar ultraviolet-B irradiance for about 6 months of the year," the authors write. "Mozart died on December 5, 1791, two to three months into the vitamin D winter."
Given the amount of sun in Singapore perhaps he should have relocated to the island republic. At the very least he should not have come to Auckland in the middle of a New Zealand winter.
The CEO of Singapore Airlines Goh Choon Phong offered me his apology today (which came as somewhat of a surprise as I had neither requested nor expected it). The text of the epistle was a follows:
"On behalf of Singapore Airlines, I would like to offer our sincere apology for the inconvenience caused as a result of issues that arose from the launch of our new website on 22 May 2011.
As with all new initiatives that we undertake, the intention behind the website revamp was to improve on our customers’ experience with us. I am truly sorry that the new website, with its technical problems, has instead caused much aggravation for many of our customers. We make no excuses for our failure to deliver an acceptable level of online service.
We have committed full resources to resolving the website problems and have made significant progress in rectifying many of the defects. We will continue to relentlessly pursue all other outstanding issues. An in-depth investigation as to how the issues that arose went undetected is well underway, and we are treating this with utmost importance.
At Singapore Airlines, we strive to put our customers at the centre of everything we do. I am well aware that there is a wide range of travel options to choose from, and thus, am grateful that many of you have continued to support us. We do not take this for granted.
Thank you for your continued patience during this period. I know that you have high expectations of us, and we failed to meet those expectations. On behalf of the Company, I offer our unreserved apology, and pledge to win back your confidence."
Now there are two reasons that I have reproduced the above. Firstly it is rare for any airline to be so upfront about such issues and secondly it speaks volumes for the Singaporean business ethic, and SQ in particular, that they have chosen to communicate in this manner.
While it is true that I was a Silver Kris flyer with the airline, I have not used their services for over a year. The newly launched design has been panned by business travelers who have found it "a haemorrhage of colours and links which have been haphazardly meshed together".
The functionality has also been labelled a debacle and the SIA call centres have been swamped. Frustrated passengers who could not get through on the call services vented their spleen on the SQ Facebook page.
It's a great pity that the best airline in the world is being subjected to such ridicule and knowing the country as I do, heads will surely roll.
SQ must be losing a lot of custom and money as a result of this amateurish web offering. For a country that prides itself on being at the cutting edge of digital innovation the new SQ web site sends all the wrong messages. I would love to know which company built the new web site for them?
This week marked the 1st anniversary of our departure from Singapore and arrival back in New Zealand; for me a moment of sad reflection.
Being one of those people who did not go to Singapore to live an Expat lifestyle, I found myself welcomed by colleagues and made good friends over the four years of our stay - most of the time living in Queenstown.
I admired Singapore before I went to live there and I admire it still. It's not perfect but no place is. It is a safe and there are no winters! The sound of night birds and the lushness of tropical foliage even goes some way to mitigate the omnipresent heat and humidity, although I confess July in the Republic can be very trying.
By contrast, here in Auckland it is the season of porridge and hot soup. Prices of good quality, tinned soups such as the Watties brand are great value; two servings for $NZ2.50 and these keep us fortified.
It is also the season for multiple layers of clothing and a quick sprint across the cold bathroom tiles first thing each morning. At least as I write there are patches of sun between the strong westerlies and showers, which meant that I could get out for a walk.
It remains somewhat of a challenge to circumvent slowly pacing pensioners, their dogs on leash, as they hog the pavement and force one into the muddy slush on either side of the concrete.
Quite a change from my walks to the Queenstown library in Singapore where I hugged each patch of shadow under the HDB's to avoid the cranium-boiling sun. A bottle of water was always in my carry bag as was my small umbrella, its silver side upwards to deflect the worst of the rays.
One of the more distinctive and welcoming smells of Singapore is that of the pandan leaf, which is used in a variety of kueh kueh and gives kaya toast its sweet aroma. Now these same leaves are being used in Asia's first aquatic science centre to filter out nitrates and phosphorus which promote algae growth and effect water quality.
While the NEA has problems stopping people littering their condos and HDB's to their credit they are on the ball when it comes to water quality.
My win may of course put would-be passengers off for life and I am not sure what routes the plane will fly. Suffice to say, I am unlikely to see it in person as KLM does not fly to New Zealand.
Maybe by friends in Singapore will spot my beaming visage on the fuselage as they prepare to board at Changi?
It was Andy Warhol who said that everyone has 15 seconds of fame. I seem to have achieved 150,000 air miles of self promotion, or (to put it another way) my poetry seems to have reached greater heights!
The video of the tile application can be viewed here.
You cannot help but feel sorry for the people who are victims of the recent US Green Card fiasco.
In yet another example of a 'computer error' 22,000 people around the world were mistakenly informed last month that they had won the immigration lottery.
50,000 people a year get a chance to win permanent residence in the U.S. and a ticket to the American Dream when they enter the Green Card lottery
The technical glitch means that the lottery will be re-run according to the State Department. The computer had made a 'unilteral decision' to select 90% of the winners from the first two days of the application window instead of the full 30-day registration period.
Take the example of poor Mr Kuate from Africa who sold off some of his family land to pay for his application fees and medical examination on the basis that he had been accepted, or another man who rushed out and proposed to his girl friend on the basis that they would be able to start a new life together in the USA.
There hasn't been a satisfactory explanation as to why the computer developed its glitch; perhaps human error with the programming was to blame?
Or maybe there is a more bizarre reason such as recent changes to the US power grid which apparently can make your clocks run 20 minutes fast.