The 2011 Rugby World Cup is almost upon us in New Zealand and the hype has already reached fever pitch in the local media.
Those of us who last played the game some forty plus years ago have fond memories of the then amateur code. No doubt they too have, from time to time, rummaged in their stored possessions chancing upon memories of teams past.
Coming from a strong rugby secondary school (New Plymouth Boys High) where I played well enough to make some of the top junior school teams in Taranaki, I was keen to continue this sporting passion during my Teachers College days in Palmerston North.
Two us, Dave Bullot and myself, represented the province of Manawatu as rugby reps in our first year at the college which was quite an honour. I played prop and Dave, who also happened to be my childhood neighbour for Waitara, was fullback and had a prodigious 'boot'. The thrill of running from under the stands in Palmerston North, wearing the green and white striped Manawatu jersey is with me still.
Our Manawatu 3rd grade team beat all comers that year. I also recall a bus trip through the Manawatu Gorge to play a rep team from Hawke's Bay who were playing a grade higher than we were. Their side was made up of rough-whiskered young farmers and the inside of the scrum smelt like a brewery. No wonder we thrashed them.
It was in this cauldron that I learn the 'dark arts' of forward play. Brought up on the idea of fair play I was somewhat surprised when our rep. coach instructed me to stand on the foot of the opposing jumper in the lineout. It certainly worked but I can't say I enjoyed doing so; the referee never spotted my deviousness so I guess I performed up to the coach's expectation.
After the Teacher's College games we would adjoin to the Grand Hotel on the corner of the Square and Church Street in Palmerston North. They served a nice pub meal and we shared a jug of beer. Being under age on licensed premises made one rather nervous and eventually the police raided the hotel and caught several of us.
My first and last court appearance resulted in a fine on $19 for drinking under age, much to the chagrin of my parents, as my father happened to be a Judge of the Maori Land Court.
The magistrate who conducted my case had been dining with our family the week before and clearly wanted to make an example of me so that I never darkened the doors of the Grand again, which I never did.
The next year I made the 1st Xv which played in the Senior B competition. I was probably a little too light in build to play against the older men who made up these sides but nevertheless we won the competition.
Players who I remember from this time were our fullback, John Brebner, who was studying art and got me interested in doing likewise. John Watson I had known from my school days in New Plymouth. He went on to become one of New Zealand's finest actors. Manasi Vaka was a Tongan studying in New Zealand and Peter Potaka was one of three brothers who went to Teachers College. His family came from a potato growing area called Rama.
This was the last team that I seriously played for. The following year I was transferred to the town of Turangi in the centre of the North Island to undertake my Probationary Assistant year. I played one social game in Turangi but was no longer fit enough to enjoy it.
So this year, as others squabble over the price of All Black replica jerseys, I shall be remembering a time when raking boot sprigs on one's back was a feeling set aside and the gladiatorial crunch of the front row engaging brought on a primeval sense of satisfaction.
Saturday, 13 August 2011
Friday, 12 August 2011
The Presidential Check List
Choosing a President is never an easy task as many of my Singaporean friends will no doubt tell you. Later this month they go to the polls once again; this time to choose President Nathan's replacement.
I confess to be living back in a country that doesn't have such an office. We cling to the last vestiges of our colonial past with a Governor General as our Head of State and the Queen's representative. There are those who would like to replace the G.G. with a President but I am not one of them. This preference is based on my observations of the shenanigans that surround the presidential electoral process in other countries - the States and Italy being amongst the worst examples.
Despite my reservations I couldn't help but wonder what my own checklist for picking a suitable President might be? I have come up with the following:
I confess to be living back in a country that doesn't have such an office. We cling to the last vestiges of our colonial past with a Governor General as our Head of State and the Queen's representative. There are those who would like to replace the G.G. with a President but I am not one of them. This preference is based on my observations of the shenanigans that surround the presidential electoral process in other countries - the States and Italy being amongst the worst examples.
Despite my reservations I couldn't help but wonder what my own checklist for picking a suitable President might be? I have come up with the following:
- Pick someone who hasn't been born with a silver spoon on their mouth.
A man of the people needs to have been fully immersed in the day to day life of the community through face-to-face service throughout their working life. Only then can they truly claim to be the people's president.
- Removed from Government machinations
Even though the presidential role is largely ceremonial a President need to be perceived to be clearly aside from the ambitions of the government of the day, and to have been so for some considerable time. Not out of touch nor diametrically opposed to those in power, but able to provide the necessary impartial political checks and balances as and when required.
- Sound moral fibre
A predilection to the demon drink and chasing hotel maids (or airline stewardesses) might be seen as an attribute in some European countries but it does not project the country in the best light and such a candidate should be discounted with alacrity. And don't be lulled by the false sense that the average age of most presidential hopefuls is at least seventy; many still have the libido to make themselves a nuisance if they are that way inclined.
- Gravitas
Pomp without pomposity should be a defining attribute. The ability to carry out Presidential ceremonial duties with the dignity of the office in tact I see as essential. A mumbling moron with a slouch, one who doesn't know his knife from his fork simply will not do.
- Fiscal Prudence
If your Presidential salary is in the millions and you banquet by candlelight most nights of the week it could be very easy to lose touch with reality. Someone who has been able to manage a family budget in reduced circumstances would have the edge when it came to my pick. If they knew where the best value for money chicken rice was in the Heartland, even better!
As to the Singaporean election we can be assured of one thing; the next President will be a President Tan. The questions remains, which one?
Related articles
- Four Candidates Eligible for Singapore President (online.wsj.com)
- The PAP tactic - Tell, Confuse, Apologize, Cry. (javertsworld.wordpress.com)
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